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Oh! That's so illegal! Oh my god! Why the hell would you admit to any of that! Buddy, you have been DEMOTED from My Boyfriend status. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

— Aug 17, 2025 06:20AM

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Florence Salmon is on page 6 of 204

The fact that James Caan played Ellison in Hitchcock's adaptation of this text cracks me up so freaky - girl there is no way you're tryna convince the good public you are 5'10" , it just ain't happening.

— Aug 17, 2025 04:56AM