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Alejandra Guerrero
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One third of this and all the "magic" is she retrieving her phone, she avoiding spilled coffee and she locking the door. Please tell me how that's magic. All of it could be non-magical and absolutely nothing would change about the story. This always seems like the author wanted to tap into the paranormal romance market without putting any effort into it.
— Aug 31, 2025 06:39PM
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Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 159 of 197
So now he knows why he calls her moon, when 50-something pages ago he said he didn't. Consistency who?
— Sep 02, 2025 07:19PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 158 of 197
I had forgotten it was a Christmas romance. The holidays are mentioned less than magic, and that's saying much.
— Sep 02, 2025 07:15PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 111 of 197
Oh, so hair dryers actually exist here. That makes the magic so much more special! Not.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:54PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 110 of 197
And now she's drying her hair faster with magic. I thought this was a modern setting, but apparently luxury hotels don't have hair dryers. Maybe they haven't been invented in this world. They have smartphones and the internet, but not hair dryers or keys, I guess.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:51PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 107 of 197
Woohoo, the fourth use of magic! This time it was warming coffee! How exciting! Not.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:44PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 105 of 197
OMG, the third sex scene, pretty much back to back with the other two. It's getting tiresome.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:37PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 102 of 197
Oh, and somehow, sleeping naked on top of someone and waking up with them is less intimate than kissing. Yeah, no.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:34PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 102 of 197
He doesn't know why he calls her "moon", he just does. Nicknames don't work like that. Calling her "June" is one thing, that's shortening her name, but a random word out of your ass is not romantic, it's stupid. And the fact that the character reflects on the fact he doesn't know why he uses that random word makes it worse.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:31PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 99 of 197
Round two, and now he's eating her up. Again I ask: how's that less intimate than kissing? And let's not forget how she's horny because he's a controlling, entitled asshole.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:22PM
Alejandra Guerrero
is on page 96 of 197
OMG, he's not even using a freaking condom? Tell me again how that's less intimate than kissing.
— Sep 02, 2025 05:15PM
