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And if even one of you comments some stupid shit like 'you're coping terribly', I will explode you with my mind.
— Sep 05, 2025 02:02PM
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OH GOD NO HES TALKING ABOUT ELLIOTT SMITH. MAYBE WE WERE THE REAL PERFORMATIVE MALES ALL ALONG.
— Sep 06, 2025 01:35PM
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There is something so sacrilegious about mentioning Twin Peaks and Infinite Jest in the same sentence. If you're performative, just say that. Don't drag Lynch into this.
— Sep 06, 2025 12:23PM
