Crystal’s Reviews > Fever Beach > Status Update

Our resident dumbass was kicked out of the proud boys because during Jan 6th he accidentally smeared feces on a confederate statue instead of the statue of Grant he was looking for. That's right, he's too stupid to be a proud boy. Hiaasen really has the Florida Man vibe down.

"It's easy work. I'll pay ya fifty bucks cash."
"To do what?"
"Stuff more baggies. I got the carpy tuna real bad, so I could use some help."

Hiaasen is hilarious. The speaker is a buffoon who throws racist pamphlets on peoples driveways.