Lancakes’s Reviews > If Not for My Baby > Status Update

The author displays a complete lack of understanding for how the Irish use the word "grand"

"But you - your songs... they're about badass women. Formidable, gossamer-draped, apocalyptic witch goddesses slinking toward the edge of the world."

"I see. And that's not you?"

"I buy vintage Christmas coasters at the flea market! I trim my dog's bangs with baby nail scissors. I-" I'm rambling. "I'm a one-kiss-on-a-bus girl. Not dream-worthy."

I can excuse a lot but if the FMC is gonna clit block herself I'm out

FMC is in Washington, DC and thinks to herself "Human rights I voted for have been signed into law on these manicured lawns." Girlypop that's not how any of that works lmaooo, OPEN THE SCHOOLS