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FMC is in Washington, DC and thinks to herself "Human rights I voted for have been signed into law on these manicured lawns." Girlypop that's not how any of that works lmaooo, OPEN THE SCHOOLS
— Sep 07, 2025 12:02PM
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The author displays a complete lack of understanding for how the Irish use the word "grand"
— Sep 08, 2025 06:57PM
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"But you - your songs... they're about badass women. Formidable, gossamer-draped, apocalyptic witch goddesses slinking toward the edge of the world."
"I see. And that's not you?"
"I buy vintage Christmas coasters at the flea market! I trim my dog's bangs with baby nail scissors. I-" I'm rambling. "I'm a one-kiss-on-a-bus girl. Not dream-worthy."
I can excuse a lot but if the FMC is gonna clit block herself I'm out
— Sep 07, 2025 11:07PM
"I see. And that's not you?"
"I buy vintage Christmas coasters at the flea market! I trim my dog's bangs with baby nail scissors. I-" I'm rambling. "I'm a one-kiss-on-a-bus girl. Not dream-worthy."
I can excuse a lot but if the FMC is gonna clit block herself I'm out
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Lmao we love that this starts with a dedication to the author's partner that's like "babe I'm only feral for Hozier's music because of how much I love YOU"
— Sep 07, 2025 11:53AM
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Sep 07, 2025 01:19PM
I’m tempted to read this in the way of being tempted to look at horrible car crashes, but I don’t know that I have the strength, so I will be glued to your updates 👀
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Britt idk if I'm gonna make it 🫠 I can excuse a lot, and my expectations going into this was AO3 Hozier fanfic, but we're hitting quizilla fanfic levels, I could easily be convinced a 13 year old with breast buds wrote this book.
