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Alya
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Local sociopath politician playing 4D chess when it comes to basic human affection. Meanwhile, his competitor, SpongeBob,
— Sep 19, 2025 11:16AM
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Alya
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omg. the fortnite pancake molds… they saved us. love is real
— Sep 19, 2025 03:13PM
Alya
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HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING OUT OF THIS ARRANGED MARRIAGE GANG???
— Sep 19, 2025 03:04PM
Alya
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This book has no right being this good. How tf am I supposed to reccomend a book with THIS cover?
— Sep 19, 2025 02:43PM
Alya
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Bro is literally playing ‘Dress To Impress’ with his fake boyfriend… Thom PLEASE look in the mirror 🤡
— Sep 19, 2025 01:08PM
Alya
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Least self-aware politician award goes to… Thomas! Dude, just ask him out.
— Sep 19, 2025 12:39PM
Alya
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Yeah gang. It’s happening. These losers are falling for each other fr 😔
— Sep 19, 2025 12:27PM
