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Alya is 87% done

This book has no right being this good. How tf am I supposed to reccomend a book with THIS cover?

— Sep 19, 2025 02:43PM

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Alya is 97% done

omg. the fortnite pancake molds… they saved us. love is real

— Sep 19, 2025 03:13PM

Alya is 94% done

WE GOT RUNAWAY BRIDE THOM MORGAN BEFORE GTA 6

— Sep 19, 2025 03:06PM

Alya is 93% done

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING OUT OF THIS ARRANGED MARRIAGE GANG???

— Sep 19, 2025 03:04PM

Alya is 83% done

NO WAY ARE WE GETTING ARRANGED MARRIAGE

— Sep 19, 2025 02:40PM

Alya is 73% done

World’s saddest politician meow meow 😫😔

— Sep 19, 2025 01:56PM

Alya is 64% done

Bro is literally playing ‘Dress To Impress’ with his fake boyfriend… Thom PLEASE look in the mirror 🤡

— Sep 19, 2025 01:08PM

Alya is 55% done

Least self-aware politician award goes to… Thomas! Dude, just ask him out.

— Sep 19, 2025 12:39PM

Alya is 50% done

Yeah gang. It’s happening. These losers are falling for each other fr 😔

— Sep 19, 2025 12:27PM

Alya is 34% done

Local sociopath politician playing 4D chess when it comes to basic human affection. Meanwhile, his competitor, SpongeBob,

— Sep 19, 2025 11:16AM

Alya is 16% done

THIS BOOK IS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣

— Sep 19, 2025 08:21AM

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