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Florence Salmon is on page 96 of 240

AW HELL NAH. RAFE MENTION. SILVER SPRINGS IS CALLING. STOP HAUNTING MY NARRATIVE. Goddamn boozehound.

— Oct 02, 2025 04:08AM

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Florence Salmon is on page 152 of 240

Addie real as fuck for proclaiming Jewel as her saviour and salvation, I been saying the same shit too. #wanthim #thehotBundren

— Oct 02, 2025 12:04PM

Florence Salmon is on page 36 of 240

Everyone chatting right shit about Peabody and getting a rope to haul him up a hill... he weighs 225... I think you guys are trying to give him body dysmorphia that's like a normal weight I fear... in fact, in my tubby lard cage opinion, that's not enough... every dude should be 200 MINIMUM lest the cage gain another victim... Dominick the lard entices you...

— Oct 01, 2025 11:33AM

Florence Salmon is on page 27 of 240

Fellas. I'll be honest. Only reading this one so I can reference it in my Saint Peter the Apostle fic. My yaoi is a fish, or whatever.

— Sep 26, 2025 11:26AM