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The_Ugly_Squid
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Bro I don’t remember anything that happened at the end of Caraval can someone pls recap cus I feel like it’s kinda important
— Oct 15, 2025 01:03PM
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The_Ugly_Squid
is on page 352 of 432
I don’t even know how the state of someone’s house can make them more attractive, but it somehow does 😭
— Oct 15, 2025 09:41PM
The_Ugly_Squid
is on page 334 of 432
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See all that taunting and other stuff was ok… but this is kinda where I draw the line. Like ik it’s prob just vampire venom… but srsly don’t make me conflicted abt whether I ship Evangeline and jacks or not 😭😭😭
— Oct 15, 2025 09:26PM
See all that taunting and other stuff was ok… but this is kinda where I draw the line. Like ik it’s prob just vampire venom… but srsly don’t make me conflicted abt whether I ship Evangeline and jacks or not 😭😭😭
The_Ugly_Squid
is on page 274 of 432
“His sharp face was freshly shaved”
DO NOT PUT THE IDEA OF JACKS WITH STUBBLE IN MY HEAD EVER AGAIN
— Oct 15, 2025 08:58PM
DO NOT PUT THE IDEA OF JACKS WITH STUBBLE IN MY HEAD EVER AGAIN
The_Ugly_Squid
is on page 253 of 432
“She’ll need close physical contact for at least a full day for the cure to take.”
Girl bye 😭✋🏻 this is so Wattpad coded
— Oct 15, 2025 08:44PM
Girl bye 😭✋🏻 this is so Wattpad coded
The_Ugly_Squid
is on page 164 of 432
Idec if Apollo isn’t Evangeline’s true love or wtv, he’s so sweet I’m actually gonna be pissed if he gets his heart broken. Also I literally don’t understand how she could possibly hold out. Like, I know I’d already be madly in love if someone did that to me
— Oct 15, 2025 08:01PM
The_Ugly_Squid
is on page 99 of 432
Jacks entering his blue hair and pronouns arc… now I gotta reimagine him 😭😭
— Oct 15, 2025 07:27PM

