The_Ugly_Squid’s Reviews > Once Upon a Broken Heart > Status Update

I don’t even know how the state of someone’s house can make them more attractive, but it somehow does 😭

Spoilerss

See all that taunting and other stuff was ok… but this is kinda where I draw the line. Like ik it’s prob just vampire venom… but srsly don’t make me conflicted abt whether I ship Evangeline and jacks or not 😭😭😭

“His sharp face was freshly shaved”

DO NOT PUT THE IDEA OF JACKS WITH STUBBLE IN MY HEAD EVER AGAIN

“She’ll need close physical contact for at least a full day for the cure to take.”

Girl bye 😭✋🏻 this is so Wattpad coded

Oil is absolutely wild 😭😭

I take it back the tattoo is BAD 😭😭😭

Idec if Apollo isn’t Evangeline’s true love or wtv, he’s so sweet I’m actually gonna be pissed if he gets his heart broken. Also I literally don’t understand how she could possibly hold out. Like, I know I’d already be madly in love if someone did that to me

Jacks entering his blue hair and pronouns arc… now I gotta reimagine him 😭😭

Why do I feel like Marisol is evil-

Bro I don’t remember anything that happened at the end of Caraval can someone pls recap cus I feel like it’s kinda important