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average human is 32% done

The best rulers are those who never wanted to rule in the first place. Because there’s no underlying motive or drive for profit. The people who least benefit from ruling are the best rulers.

Don’t hold your breath, I think and desperately wish I could transfer the marks from my wrists to one of theirs. I’m sure either of them would make a better queen than me because they actually want it.

— Oct 20, 2025 10:18PM

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average human is 99% done

This book is like if u put together a bunch of cool interesting and unique ideas together and had no plot what so ever. All the ideas and gimmicks are amazing but the execution leaves A LOT to be desired. There’s no substance just liquid. All this to say. I still enjoyed my time and I Ike the gimmicky ideas. 3.5 stars rounded up

— Oct 22, 2025 08:52PM

average human is 92% done

Why is Mia always lecturing and scolding her co-wives? It’s like her only character trait tf???

“Hurry up and get some more food in you, Colbie. Lucas is getting impatient.” Layla nudges her husband, thankfully changing the subject and breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere.

— Oct 22, 2025 07:21PM

average human is 92% done

Violet told me that shifters, especially the young ones, use a lot of calories shifting, so it’s important to eat a lot to fuel your magic and body.
“What animal has six heads?” an unfamiliar voice asks, taking a seat in the chair between Lucas and me.

— Oct 22, 2025 05:00PM

average human is 80% done

Dinner isn’t as small as I hoped. When we get to the dining room, I am announced.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty, Queen Colbie Karridge, accompanied by Princesses Gracelin and Gretchin and Lady Violet,” a man standing in the doorway of the dining room says loudly, causing everyone at the table to stand and watch as we enter the room.

— Oct 21, 2025 11:23PM

average human is 70% done

marks on display.
She gasps and places her hand against her chest. “Oh, dear child.” Her eyes fill with sympathy, and she takes a step forward and holds out her hand encouragingly. “Don’t worry, the four of us will help you every step of the way, but you need to take that first step. It’s the hardest, but we will catch you, I promise.”

— Oct 21, 2025 10:35PM

average human is 60% done

The sun rises in the sky, and the waves fill with more surfers who paddle around the point from the other cove. Soon, there is a congregation of wave worshipers floating just beyond where the waves crest, waiting for the perfect one to call to them. I can hear them talking amongst themselves, but I can’t make out any words.

— Oct 21, 2025 09:47PM

average human is 49% done

His hands slide up my body, caressing my skin, the rough calluses on his thumbs creating a delicious friction. He caresses my breasts, his gaze dropping down to watch what he’s doing, and he groans as he leans forward and takes one of my nipples in his mouth. He sucks, and my knees weaken.

— Oct 20, 2025 11:49PM

average human is 36% done

Bet the 6th mate is a unicorn shifter. Who was raised human. So when he turned into a unicorn and got the bond mark he had no clue and just isolated himself in the forest.

— Oct 20, 2025 10:48PM

average human is 36% done

She sighs and stands up, brushing the sand off her pants. The wind has died down, and the sea has settled, but a rumble of thunder can be heard on the horizon as the clouds darken even further.
“Colbie, take another few days and think it over. I have no doubt that once you stop doubting yourself, you are going to do amazing things.

— Oct 20, 2025 10:40PM

average human is 31% done

Bet the 6th mate is a unicorn.

— Oct 20, 2025 10:11PM