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average human
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Bet the 6th mate is a unicorn shifter. Who was raised human. So when he turned into a unicorn and got the bond mark he had no clue and just isolated himself in the forest.
— Oct 20, 2025 10:48PM
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average human
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This book is like if u put together a bunch of cool interesting and unique ideas together and had no plot what so ever. All the ideas and gimmicks are amazing but the execution leaves A LOT to be desired. There’s no substance just liquid. All this to say. I still enjoyed my time and I Ike the gimmicky ideas. 3.5 stars rounded up
— Oct 22, 2025 08:52PM
average human
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Why is Mia always lecturing and scolding her co-wives? It’s like her only character trait tf???
“Hurry up and get some more food in you, Colbie. Lucas is getting impatient.” Layla nudges her husband, thankfully changing the subject and breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere.
— Oct 22, 2025 07:21PM
“Hurry up and get some more food in you, Colbie. Lucas is getting impatient.” Layla nudges her husband, thankfully changing the subject and breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere.
average human
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Violet told me that shifters, especially the young ones, use a lot of calories shifting, so it’s important to eat a lot to fuel your magic and body.
“What animal has six heads?” an unfamiliar voice asks, taking a seat in the chair between Lucas and me.
— Oct 22, 2025 05:00PM
“What animal has six heads?” an unfamiliar voice asks, taking a seat in the chair between Lucas and me.
average human
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Dinner isn’t as small as I hoped. When we get to the dining room, I am announced.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty, Queen Colbie Karridge, accompanied by Princesses Gracelin and Gretchin and Lady Violet,” a man standing in the doorway of the dining room says loudly, causing everyone at the table to stand and watch as we enter the room.
— Oct 21, 2025 11:23PM
“Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty, Queen Colbie Karridge, accompanied by Princesses Gracelin and Gretchin and Lady Violet,” a man standing in the doorway of the dining room says loudly, causing everyone at the table to stand and watch as we enter the room.
average human
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marks on display.
She gasps and places her hand against her chest. “Oh, dear child.” Her eyes fill with sympathy, and she takes a step forward and holds out her hand encouragingly. “Don’t worry, the four of us will help you every step of the way, but you need to take that first step. It’s the hardest, but we will catch you, I promise.”
— Oct 21, 2025 10:35PM
She gasps and places her hand against her chest. “Oh, dear child.” Her eyes fill with sympathy, and she takes a step forward and holds out her hand encouragingly. “Don’t worry, the four of us will help you every step of the way, but you need to take that first step. It’s the hardest, but we will catch you, I promise.”
average human
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The sun rises in the sky, and the waves fill with more surfers who paddle around the point from the other cove. Soon, there is a congregation of wave worshipers floating just beyond where the waves crest, waiting for the perfect one to call to them. I can hear them talking amongst themselves, but I can’t make out any words.
— Oct 21, 2025 09:47PM
average human
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His hands slide up my body, caressing my skin, the rough calluses on his thumbs creating a delicious friction. He caresses my breasts, his gaze dropping down to watch what he’s doing, and he groans as he leans forward and takes one of my nipples in his mouth. He sucks, and my knees weaken.
— Oct 20, 2025 11:49PM
average human
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She sighs and stands up, brushing the sand off her pants. The wind has died down, and the sea has settled, but a rumble of thunder can be heard on the horizon as the clouds darken even further.
“Colbie, take another few days and think it over. I have no doubt that once you stop doubting yourself, you are going to do amazing things.
— Oct 20, 2025 10:40PM
“Colbie, take another few days and think it over. I have no doubt that once you stop doubting yourself, you are going to do amazing things.
average human
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The best rulers are those who never wanted to rule in the first place. Because there’s no underlying motive or drive for profit. The people who least benefit from ruling are the best rulers.
Don’t hold your breath, I think and desperately wish I could transfer the marks from my wrists to one of theirs. I’m sure either of them would make a better queen than me because they actually want it.
— Oct 20, 2025 10:18PM
Don’t hold your breath, I think and desperately wish I could transfer the marks from my wrists to one of theirs. I’m sure either of them would make a better queen than me because they actually want it.
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“Do you have Shifter Quest?” Again, my heart jumps for an entirely different reason, and my enthusiasm is replaced with worry. Does she know what I am?
“Ah, yeah?” I reply, and she blushes prettily.
“My staff was raving about it the other day, and I had never heard of it. I kind of want to know what the big deal is.”
I almost huff out a huge sigh of relief but keep it in. “Sure, I’ll load it, and we can get started while waiting on the food.” I turn my back to her and grab the right game.
“Oh good, my friends were telling me about the different shifters you can play, and I desperately want to be the pegasus.”
I drop the remote in my hand, and it clatters onto the floor, missing one of the rugs I have on the hardwood.
“Are you okay?” Colbie jumps up and hurries over, bending down to pick up the remote before handing it to me.
“Ah, yeah, sorry. It slipped out of my hand.” I take it back from her before clearing the surprise from my face and turning to look at her.
“Why do you want to be a pegasus? Wouldn’t one of the more apex shifters be better?”
She shakes her head. “They are so majestic and beautiful. Who cares if they can’t breathe fire or have sharp teeth or claws? I bet they make up for it in other ways. Wouldn’t it be awesome if there really were pegasus and unicorn shifters? I bet they would have other special kinds of powers.” She sighs wistfully before shaking her head. “Sorry. That was silly.”
“Huh, no, that isn’t silly. So you don’t know much about shifters and the different types?” I turn back to the machine and load the game, and I hear her return to her seat.
“Does any human? They are super secretive. I know there are wolves and tigers, I’ve seen them in the neutral zone, but that’s pretty much it, though I was told the other day that there is no such thing as a penguin shifter.”
I chuckle with amusement at the wonder in her voice before grabbing the second controller and returning to the sofa. “No, there isn’t. Could you imagine it? I bet they would be as useless as pegasus and unicorn shifters,” I mutter, and she elbows me, growling playfully.
“Hey, don’t put down my soul creature.” Sure enough, when we get to the character selection page, she scrolls through and finds the pegasus and unicorn. She has trouble deciding.
“The unicorn is so pretty with all those different color options, but I want wings like the pegasus,” she grumbles and finally selects the winged horse in the end. “If only they came in different colors.”
And just like that, I fall instantly in love with the little human, but it’s followed by such heartbreaking regret because nothing will ever be able to happen between us.