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Violet told me that shifters, especially the young ones, use a lot of calories shifting, so it’s important to eat a lot to fuel your magic and body.
“What animal has six heads?” an unfamiliar voice asks, taking a seat in the chair between Lucas and me.
— Oct 22, 2025 05:00PM
“What animal has six heads?” an unfamiliar voice asks, taking a seat in the chair between Lucas and me.
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This book is like if u put together a bunch of cool interesting and unique ideas together and had no plot what so ever. All the ideas and gimmicks are amazing but the execution leaves A LOT to be desired. There’s no substance just liquid. All this to say. I still enjoyed my time and I Ike the gimmicky ideas. 3.5 stars rounded up
— Oct 22, 2025 08:52PM
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Why is Mia always lecturing and scolding her co-wives? It’s like her only character trait tf???
“Hurry up and get some more food in you, Colbie. Lucas is getting impatient.” Layla nudges her husband, thankfully changing the subject and breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere.
— Oct 22, 2025 07:21PM
“Hurry up and get some more food in you, Colbie. Lucas is getting impatient.” Layla nudges her husband, thankfully changing the subject and breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere.
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Dinner isn’t as small as I hoped. When we get to the dining room, I am announced.
“Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty, Queen Colbie Karridge, accompanied by Princesses Gracelin and Gretchin and Lady Violet,” a man standing in the doorway of the dining room says loudly, causing everyone at the table to stand and watch as we enter the room.
— Oct 21, 2025 11:23PM
“Ladies and gentlemen, Her Majesty, Queen Colbie Karridge, accompanied by Princesses Gracelin and Gretchin and Lady Violet,” a man standing in the doorway of the dining room says loudly, causing everyone at the table to stand and watch as we enter the room.
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marks on display.
She gasps and places her hand against her chest. “Oh, dear child.” Her eyes fill with sympathy, and she takes a step forward and holds out her hand encouragingly. “Don’t worry, the four of us will help you every step of the way, but you need to take that first step. It’s the hardest, but we will catch you, I promise.”
— Oct 21, 2025 10:35PM
She gasps and places her hand against her chest. “Oh, dear child.” Her eyes fill with sympathy, and she takes a step forward and holds out her hand encouragingly. “Don’t worry, the four of us will help you every step of the way, but you need to take that first step. It’s the hardest, but we will catch you, I promise.”
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The sun rises in the sky, and the waves fill with more surfers who paddle around the point from the other cove. Soon, there is a congregation of wave worshipers floating just beyond where the waves crest, waiting for the perfect one to call to them. I can hear them talking amongst themselves, but I can’t make out any words.
— Oct 21, 2025 09:47PM
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His hands slide up my body, caressing my skin, the rough calluses on his thumbs creating a delicious friction. He caresses my breasts, his gaze dropping down to watch what he’s doing, and he groans as he leans forward and takes one of my nipples in his mouth. He sucks, and my knees weaken.
— Oct 20, 2025 11:49PM
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Bet the 6th mate is a unicorn shifter. Who was raised human. So when he turned into a unicorn and got the bond mark he had no clue and just isolated himself in the forest.
— Oct 20, 2025 10:48PM
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She sighs and stands up, brushing the sand off her pants. The wind has died down, and the sea has settled, but a rumble of thunder can be heard on the horizon as the clouds darken even further.
“Colbie, take another few days and think it over. I have no doubt that once you stop doubting yourself, you are going to do amazing things.
— Oct 20, 2025 10:40PM
“Colbie, take another few days and think it over. I have no doubt that once you stop doubting yourself, you are going to do amazing things.
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The best rulers are those who never wanted to rule in the first place. Because there’s no underlying motive or drive for profit. The people who least benefit from ruling are the best rulers.
Don’t hold your breath, I think and desperately wish I could transfer the marks from my wrists to one of theirs. I’m sure either of them would make a better queen than me because they actually want it.
— Oct 20, 2025 10:18PM
Don’t hold your breath, I think and desperately wish I could transfer the marks from my wrists to one of theirs. I’m sure either of them would make a better queen than me because they actually want it.



Liam mutters something, but an elbow from Brodie causes him to scoff and splutter. “Oh, Gryffin, you haven’t met our new queen yet, have you?” Lucas says, and I can hear a slight hint of annoyance in his tone.
“Actually, Gryffin met Colbie many years ago.” Gretchin snickers. “She had a superpower even back then. Her tears had the ability to have Gryffin at her beck and call.”
His eyes widen, and the confusion in his eyes fades. “Cookie?” he asks, and I frown.
“What Gretchin forgot to tell you yesterday is that we used to call you cupcake back then, but Gryff called you cookie.” Gracelin grins cheekily.
“Because of all the treats you used to bake us,” he says, not taking his eyes off me.
“And because she smells like cupcakes,” Gretchin adds.
“Yes, she does,” Gryffin agrees slowly. “It’s nice to see you again.” His face lights up in a grin that has flashes of memories flying through my brain of him and me hiding from the girls and jumping out and scaring them, him allowing me to paint his nails when Mom wouldn’t let me paint my own while his sisters were doing it, and us all playing dress up with him being a knight to my princess while the sisters were the evil witches. They really enjoyed playing the evil witches, but he protected me from all their schemes. I didn’t know back then he was a prince.
I hadn’t realized how much time the queens had spent at Mom’s studio. She must have been dressing them exclusively for a while. I wonder what happened, or if they have been going all this time and I just didn’t know. It’s unlike my mom not to brag about that sort of thing though.
“Sir Gryffin.” The name slips out before I can stop it, and the table dissolves into laughter.
“Uncle Gwiff, Colbie is my girlfriend, and I’m going to be her sidepiece because the goddess has given her mates already.”
The rest of the table has already heard all of this, but Gryffin chokes on his sip of coffee at his nephew’s announcement. “Sounds like solid goals. I fully support it,” he tells Archie seriously, and his nephew beams at him. I feel my cheeks flush pink. Gryffin grew up well. He was a good-looking kid, but he’s over-the-top handsome now, just like the rest of his group. His silvery, shoulder-length hair has a few artful streaks of black through it, and he has a striking jawline and chiseled cheekbones with full lips. There isn’t an ugly one amongst his bond group. In fact, everyone assembled at the table is gorgeous.
“Are there any ugly shifters?” I blurt, feeling flustered. “The sheer attractiveness at this table is overwhelming. Please tell me I’m not going to be the only bland shifter out of the whole race?” I beg, and they all stare at me with surprise.
Gracelin is the first to recover. “Oh, believe me, we are just very lucky to have good genes. There are some very unattractive shifters in this kingdom.”
“Both inside and out,” Violet adds, and I see Sable give her hand a squeeze. I remember her telling me about having trouble with a girl at college.
“And in no way are you bland, Queen Colbie,” Ember tells me earnestly, and I smile at the girl’s lies.
“You’re too kind, but I am aware of my shortcomings. My mother has told me my whole life.”
There’s an awkward silence and a few angry scowls on my behalf.
Lucas clears his throat and fidgets, staring at my plate.
“Hurry up and get some more food in you, Colbie. Lucas is getting impatient.” Layla nudges her husband, thankfully changing the subject and breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere.
“Mia told him he had to wait until you were finished eating and not rush you, but he is eager to get started this morning.” Evie giggles, and Mia rolls her eyes.
“Way to go, Evelyn. Now you’ve made her self-conscious and are making her rush,” Mia growls at her co-wife as I start to shovel more food in my mouth.
Conversation goes on around me, and the atmosphere is warm and inviting, just like being in the kitchen at my grandparents’ place. I can’t help but wish this is how this will always be, but I know it won’t. Lucas and his wives and children will move out of the palace, and the rest are only temporary residents until I am crowned and mated. Bryson and Sable might stick around, but I will have to talk to them about their wants and needs. I’m not going to force him to stay in his job if he would like to retire and enjoy his life now that his friend is moving on.
I guess these are all decisions I need to make over the coming weeks. I get up and move over to the buffet to grab a cup of coffee. A server hurries over to assist me, and I wave them away with a smile. “The day I can’t make myself my own cup of coffee is a sad day indeed,” I tell them gently, and they return to their place against the wall.
When I return to the table, Gracelin and Gretchin are smirking at me, and I flip them off. They dissolve into giggles.
“Get used to it, Colbie. There are going to be times when you’re going to have to allow them to serve you. It’s all about keeping up appearances,” Lucas instructs me firmly. “I know it’s hard, and there is such a steep learning curve, but I have a feeling you’re going to be an amazing queen. You just have to allow us to teach you.”
The rest of breakfast passes by quickly. I can feel Lucas’s impatience, so I stand up and put him out of his misery. “Okay, oh mighty king, teach me.” I give him a sweeping bow, and he jumps to his feet and rubs his hands together.
“Let’s go.”