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"The book is redeeming itself. I hope I don't get shot 57 times."

AND THEN I WAS SHOT 57 FUCKING TIMES. WHY IS HE STILL DISRESPECTING HER PASSION?

The issues both of these dumbasses have and how they stand in the way of them being in a relationship are you so real. 🤌
I think I the book is starting to redeem itself and I better not get shot 57 times.

"I know romance is a big passion of yours. And it’s a big passion of mine, too. But what makes romance novels so good is the fact that they’re a complex dive into human emotion. There’s so much more to a romance than just love. That’s important too, don’t get me wrong, but your characters need a bigger range than that."

Preach, girl!!! Is it bad the only character I like so far is the writing instructor? 😂

"My mind betrayed me as, the closer he got, the more I wondered how his lips would feel on mine."

What happened to hello? How are you? My name is? We're sworn writing enemies? It's chapter freaking 5, Rosie. 💀

“Great. And when I’m writing a book for lonely, old cat women, I’ll ask for yours.”
“I told you that was an outdated stereotype for romance readers. A sexist one, too.”

YOU TELL HIM, GIRL.