Not HG’s Reviews > Broken > Status Update

I'm still reeling from how the main character and her obvious love interest went from saying less than 3 sentences to be madly in love and knowing everything about each other in HALF A FREAKING PAGE. I'm not even paying attention anymore, it was just that mindboggling.

I'm sorry, did I skip all the chapters where the main character and Alec hang out, get to know each other, find they have things in common, and fall in love?
I mean Jesus, at least Twilight had them chat once in a while. These guys literally have their first conversation AFTER they're madly in love with each other.
I think this is it, the Holy Grail of bad writing I've been searching for all this time.

We're reaching Twilight levels of plot nonexistence. Also, calm down guy, I can take only so many cliches at once before I fling my phone out the window

30 percent and no sign of the plot yet

so we've graduated from "passing out from overwhelming painful memories " to "passing out when the romantic interest stares at me". Neat

I love how we're supposed to side with Adriana against the "jerk" Alec when she's the one hurling insults at him left and right unprovoked. I'm enjoying this book so much.