G’s Reviews > The Route of Ice and Salt > Status Update
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the captain, literally sick with repressed gay want: you guys are getting HICKEYS?? 😫
his crew, who are getting drained by a vampire and now slutshamed: 🫠
— Nov 18, 2025 08:10AM
his crew, who are getting drained by a vampire and now slutshamed: 🫠
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"[insert horror incident here] happened and I was SO HARD I COULDN'T SEE STRAIGHT" —this narrator every 5 paragraphs
— Nov 18, 2025 07:16PM
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did not realize this book was a) written in the 90s and b) translated from Spanish, and it's incredible how much those two things just made me sit up and pay attention. Like yeah sure "gay Dracula retelling" /sounds/ good, but I've been burned by those before. But NINETIES MEXICAN GAY DRACULA RETELLING?? Now we're cooking with gas. Like Dracula alone in his kitchen making dinner for Jonathan Harker
— Nov 16, 2025 07:37PM
