dani’s Reviews > The Build-a-Boyfriend Project > Status Update
dani
is 55% done
i’m not feeling it, mr. krabs. i mean, i like peter but i’m kinda surprised that eli likes peter already. i mean to the point that fucking someone else would make him feel guilty anyway.
— Nov 18, 2025 09:55AM
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dani
is 85% done
i’m stealing the apple pencil. you bitches are too morally upstanding for me.
— 20 hours, 50 min ago
dani
is 84% done
i should’ve fucking known better! i feel stupid. of course, michael is a piece of shit. why did i think it was even possible that he wasn’t? please quit!
— 22 hours, 5 min ago
dani
is 82% done
they fucked but now peter is going on a date with another man. just confess your feelings you idiots! what did you think that shit was? no strings? fucking stupid!
— 22 hours, 12 min ago
dani
is 70% done
i can’t believe michael actually liked it. no, liar revealed? 🤞🏾
— Nov 18, 2025 12:56PM
dani
is 62% done
why are you doing this!? just quit! quit! i’m so scared for real.
— Nov 18, 2025 11:52AM
dani
is 55% done
eli, are you trying to use transphobia to get out of a blowjob? no is full sentence, babe!
you almost gave me a panic attack!
— Nov 18, 2025 10:12AM
you almost gave me a panic attack!
dani
is 26% done
anyone but you? you made the choice to watch anyone but you? you like that movie? i don’t think i trust you, eli!
— Nov 18, 2025 12:20AM
