Diana’s Reviews > Mountain Grump > Status Update

It does not feel like I’m reading about a guy who is 39 and a chick who is 30.. feels like I’m reading some 25-27s.. also the whole good boy thing.. “accidental sub” for a dude is not my thing for sure

Yeah.. I’m not sure if I’m into that kind of a dynamic

Oh geeez.. WHY IS HE SO LITERAL 😂😂😂

“Makes sense.” I accept the towel. But Ethan continues to stand there, completely nude, watching me. “Please turn around.”
His jaw works like he might argue. But thankfully he just huffs. “Stay there.” Then he walks out the door.
Completely nude.”
Yeah… Ethan has some very “interesting” tendencies

“And down.
And…
I sit all the way up.
Is that a piercing?”
OH SHIT.. yeah girl, you got a jackpot 😂

Ah cute… Uncle Jack made sure she marries Ethan 😂

“She just didn’t want to hold my hand anymore.”
Yes, Ethan, you fucked up.. AGAIN

“I slide Alice into place but pause as my fingers touch the next one in line.
I look over at Deerdra, and the new purple bows tied around her antlers, and decide to skip over Bambi.”
Probably a good idea 😂

Oh my god, not a good boy thing.. ugh..

Oh thank god she gave him a gf