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Moira Quirk is a goddess here we gooo

— Nov 28, 2025 04:37AM

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Arbil Lopez is 95% done

“Hi, Not-Fucking-Dead, I’m Dad” continues to be the funniest thing I’ve ever read

— 20 hours, 21 min ago

Arbil Lopez is 90% done

— Jan 15, 2026 12:34PM

Arbil Lopez is 74% done

Here for the alternate reality where Harrow is a cohort lieutenant and Gideon is a sexy serving wench

— Jan 13, 2026 01:09PM

Arbil Lopez is 65% done

— Jan 04, 2026 07:56AM

Arbil Lopez is 46% done

harrow marrow harrow marrow harrow marrow

— Dec 29, 2025 12:14PM

Arbil Lopez is 32% done

I just love a series whose melodrama is only matched by its rampant silliness

— Dec 11, 2025 07:18AM

Arbil Lopez is 18% done

I forgot about “hyperpotamus” 🤣

— Dec 01, 2025 03:48AM

Arbil Lopez is 9% done

The more I read these books, the more early 2000s memes I find

— Nov 29, 2025 04:42PM

Arbil Lopez is on page 394 of 512

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— Feb 11, 2024 07:45PM

Arbil Lopez is on page 180 of 512

In my brain The Body is Ethel Cain in her Preacher’s Daughter era

— Feb 10, 2024 06:34AM

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