Arbil Lopez’s Reviews > Harrow the Ninth > Status Update

“Hi, Not-Fucking-Dead, I’m Dad” continues to be the funniest thing I’ve ever read

Here for the alternate reality where Harrow is a cohort lieutenant and Gideon is a sexy serving wench

I just love a series whose melodrama is only matched by its rampant silliness

I forgot about “hyperpotamus” 🤣

The more I read these books, the more early 2000s memes I find

Moira Quirk is a goddess here we gooo

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In my brain The Body is Ethel Cain in her Preacher’s Daughter era