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Max
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Don't tell me Silas blamed it on fucking AZRAMES
DON'T YOU DARE, SILAS
Or did Azrames quickly admit to it or something??
In which case, DON'T YOU DARE DIE, YOU CINNAMON DAGGER
— Dec 07, 2025 12:41PM
DON'T YOU DARE, SILAS
Or did Azrames quickly admit to it or something??
In which case, DON'T YOU DARE DIE, YOU CINNAMON DAGGER
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Max
is on page 230 of 400
"Listen, Satan-spawn."
This should just be a way to address friends tbh 🤣
Here's hoping Marlow keeps using it 🤣
— Dec 07, 2025 01:07PM
This should just be a way to address friends tbh 🤣
Here's hoping Marlow keeps using it 🤣
Max
is on page 229 of 400
"My pull-out game is strong."
💀🤣
Ah yes, contemporary romantasy 🤣🤣🤣🫶🏻
— Dec 07, 2025 01:05PM
💀🤣
Ah yes, contemporary romantasy 🤣🤣🤣🫶🏻
Max
is on page 206 of 400
Fully aware I ended the first book on the same note
But anyway
AZRAMES CAN'T FUCKING DIE I WILL RIOT.
— Dec 07, 2025 12:35PM
But anyway
AZRAMES CAN'T FUCKING DIE I WILL RIOT.
Max
is starting
Apart from my immeasurable annoyance that the special edition paperback is bigger than the first book (Bloom books, why are you like this?!), I am already absolutely howling at this dedication
To E—
You were so bad in bed
that it made me reevaluate my choices
and turn my life around.
I've never thanked you for that.
I'm screaming 🤣
Very excited to get into this one 🤩
— Mar 29, 2025 06:03AM
To E—
You were so bad in bed
that it made me reevaluate my choices
and turn my life around.
I've never thanked you for that.
I'm screaming 🤣
Very excited to get into this one 🤩
