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One more achingly god awful story to go before I’m free

Nobody can ever make me like Simon. Wdym his band has a song called “your love is like a 2am pizza” this is a verse:
“Your love is like a stab in the eye
Who needs it nobody does
Stab stab stab in my heart that’s what you do
You’re the spicy marinara of my soul (please die)”

I hope *i* die after reading this.

this is so ridiculous and unnecessary i hate it 😭

who actually cares about Luke and Jocelyn??? a whole 44 page chapter of just one letter? this is actually mad 😭