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The RAPTURE? THIS IS BUILDING TO THE RAPTURE?

Oh the "god can do no wrong" vampires are actually evil? That's crazy! Who would have though that in the book series that has spent the past two books pointing out hypocrisies that the fictional church has would go with such a plot point?

Politically advantageous marriage but one of us is gay and the other is insufferable.

"Let me tell you about how the last time I loved someone, they named me a monster." "Thank you for telling me this, now I am emotionally prepared to enter into a false marriage."

Gabriel: I kill my own men... I hardly recognize myself
The Historian: Blah blah blah proper name place pronoun. When do we kiss?

Well my oc is jesus and a werewolf and immune to vampires and also gay so :/ you have to choose something else when we play pretend.

Butch Jesus and her 3 apostles (woman who becomes a lion sometimes, guy who's best friend is a dog, and a sea captain) have a who's gayer contest. Butch Jesus wins surprising no one.