Em’s Reviews > Empire of the Dawn > Status Update
Em
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"Let me tell you about how the last time I loved someone, they named me a monster." "Thank you for telling me this, now I am emotionally prepared to enter into a false marriage."
— Dec 18, 2025 11:57AM
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Em
is 73% done
Oh the "god can do no wrong" vampires are actually evil? That's crazy! Who would have though that in the book series that has spent the past two books pointing out hypocrisies that the fictional church has would go with such a plot point?
— Dec 20, 2025 06:31AM
Em
is 67% done
Politically advantageous marriage but one of us is gay and the other is insufferable.
— Dec 18, 2025 04:09PM
Em
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Gabriel: I kill my own men... I hardly recognize myself
The Historian: Blah blah blah proper name place pronoun. When do we kiss?
— Dec 15, 2025 10:36AM
The Historian: Blah blah blah proper name place pronoun. When do we kiss?
Em
is 45% done
Well my oc is jesus and a werewolf and immune to vampires and also gay so :/ you have to choose something else when we play pretend.
— Dec 12, 2025 10:27AM
Em
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Butch Jesus and her 3 apostles (woman who becomes a lion sometimes, guy who's best friend is a dog, and a sea captain) have a who's gayer contest. Butch Jesus wins surprising no one.
— Dec 12, 2025 07:03AM
Em
is 28% done
Celene and the historian in a "calling each other a pedophile" contest was not on my bingo card.
— Dec 10, 2025 06:35AM
