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Update: Stinky men on boats now playing Robinson Crusoe and day by day abandoning their morals. Lord Byron’s grandad is the only one still romanticizing being stinky man, formerly on boat.
Will seaweed and celery be enough? Or will they turn to cannibalism. Stay tuned.
— Dec 11, 2025 09:39PM
Will seaweed and celery be enough? Or will they turn to cannibalism. Stay tuned.
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Berkeley
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At this point there has been:
*cannibalism
*rescue by nomadic indigenous groups that realize the shipwrecked British are uncouth jerks and decide to leave in the middle of the night
*mutiny
*murder
*treasure stealing
*scurvy
*book publishing intrigue
— Dec 15, 2025 09:42PM
*cannibalism
*rescue by nomadic indigenous groups that realize the shipwrecked British are uncouth jerks and decide to leave in the middle of the night
*mutiny
*murder
*treasure stealing
*scurvy
*book publishing intrigue
Berkeley
is on page 93 of 352
Do I still hate maritime literature — aka smelly men on boats do adventure? Maybe not.
— Dec 09, 2025 01:38AM
