Jacque’s Reviews > Dracula and Other Horror Classics > Status Update

Not helping the case that Stoker just writes about stupid people.

What started as a hilarious tale of Jonathan, an apprentice realtor, trying to get Dracula (an undead vampire Jonathan knows nothing about) signed, sealed, delivered into a new flat in London, away from this weird and creepy Transylvania, turns to Jonathan dodging many trials and Dracula seeking revenge on his loved ones only to find Van Helsing has put together the dumbest hunting party in history. Dracula dies.

Dracula done. More stories to come.

I still have yet to see signs of intelligence from this crew of vampire hunters.

Still waiting for ANYONE to not be a complete idiot.

I stand by this. The people in this book hunting Dracula are all idiots.

This is a giant book, with small text on thin paper, containing multiple stories. I’ll finish it one day. As for the Dracula scientists, they’re all idiots.