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Jacob Hull
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Some serious come to Jesus moments right here. This Abbé dude is hella smart. He spent a year teaching Dantes so much, explaining who fucked him over and why (he is now filled with determination), planning an escape, and telling him of riches and treasure
This is about to be the best revenge arc ever. Bro is now smart, rich, and DRIVENNNN. LETS GO DANTES
I am worried for the Abbé though - “the third attack”
— Dec 19, 2025 07:43AM
This is about to be the best revenge arc ever. Bro is now smart, rich, and DRIVENNNN. LETS GO DANTES
I am worried for the Abbé though - “the third attack”
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Jacob Hull
is on page 1116 of 1276
Danglars is now fleeing because he owes 5m’s to a charity. Disgraceful. It’s also because he gave his last 5 millions to the count!
— 19 hours, 15 min ago
Jacob Hull
is on page 1106 of 1276
Valentine and Morrel were easily one of my favourite plots in this book. I REALLY bought the counts dialogue of saviour. I guess I would be dead now too. It turns out he still has unused hate in his heart, even for the sweetest and gentlest of souls such as valentine. He has sworn revenge against her killer, and has gone out to find them.
— 21 hours, 41 min ago
Jacob Hull
is on page 1106 of 1276
VALENTINE IS DEAD! THE COMTE DE MONTE CRISTO, SINBAD THE SAILOR, LORD WILMORE, AND ABBE BUSONI HAVE JUST DROPPED THE MOST INSANE DEATH. It appears that Monte Cristo poisoned the young woman. So much for saving her like what the fuck??? This is a couple that never engaged in trickery, never did anything wrong, and loved naturally as a beautiful young couple. This was the biggest shock I’ve read in a while. (1/2)
— 21 hours, 42 min ago
Jacob Hull
is on page 1091 of 1276
Alas! We have now discovered Mme de Villefort was poisoning the family in an effort to get money for her son. Evil mf. Anyways, the count saved her. Monte Cristo is now having a come to Jesus moment. He’s now doing what he can to save the children of the people he hates, who are lovely. I’m glad he’s decided to only go for his sworn enemies and not the good doing family members.
— 22 hours, 27 min ago
Jacob Hull
is on page 1069 of 1276
Eugenie and Louise flea! However, Andrea fleeing and almost escaping led him to falling into their hotel room! As he was being captured, he gave away who they were.. and told them of his intention to snitch on them running away to Danglars! As a result, they both returned to escaping in a feminine form as their cover was blown.
— Jan 18, 2026 07:33AM
Jacob Hull
is on page 1051 of 1276
Oh dear.. ohhh deary me. As it comes to Andrea’s turn to sign, his actions have come back to bite him. Painfully. The joke goes as follows:
2 gendarmes walk into a house. Andrea runs.
Not even funny. Anyways! The police come to arrest him for murdering Caderousse, and in Caderousse pocket he finds a letter addressed to Danglars, which ties him in weirdly enough.
— Jan 18, 2026 05:08AM
2 gendarmes walk into a house. Andrea runs.
Not even funny. Anyways! The police come to arrest him for murdering Caderousse, and in Caderousse pocket he finds a letter addressed to Danglars, which ties him in weirdly enough.
Jacob Hull
is on page 1040 of 1276
I feel like I’ve grown so accustomed to all of these characters that I’m too busy enjoying the story then annotating. Which I suppose is a good thing, I’m paying attention to the story and enjoying it.
— Jan 17, 2026 06:41AM
Jacob Hull
is on page 1032 of 1276
Valentine was poisoned! But, Nortier suspected it would happen and tried his best to strengthen her against it. As a result, she lives!
— Jan 17, 2026 03:56AM
Jacob Hull
is on page 1005 of 1276
I feel like I was struggling to get round the book towards the end. Probably just too much reading today. Alas, Albert challenged the count to a duel and after Mercedes talked the count out of it and sparing her son; he crumbled and resigned from winning. However, Albert miraculously changed his decision and spared the count. Now, Albert and Mercedes are fleeing, with no possessions
— Jan 16, 2026 11:54AM

