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I am sorry to say this... the way ethan's always grabbing at her waist when she's been clear she's not into him.... it makes me feel weird!! I'm not into it! maybe some people are but it's not for me... man I just wanna know about the mystery but even that feels a little all over the place. it's not satisfying like knives out was.

ethan LORE. i knew he was a simp. i love a man who is a simp

if eleanor planned her own kidnapping. if she did. im here for it is all im saying

why do heterosexual writers always emphasize how hot the annoying guy is. i know they're supposed to get together eventually but i'm not really gonna look at his abs if he's annoying you know?? i just don't find people i dislike attractive!!!!
however the Scar. i am intrigued by the scar.

also that little scene about how miss ashley was her biggest fan i was like!! awwww!! that's so touching

GIRL NOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO HIM. HE HAS A CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND. WE BOTH KNOW HES GONNA DIVORCE YOU. YOU FOOL

Oh this is delightful. He's so annoying. He might be me actually. This is so funny her backstory is insanely sad in like a trainwreck manner but im here for it

MORE christmas books!!!! more!!