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Characters: let’s have a party!
Cornelius, court jester and a king of whimsy: I love parties!
Characters: a grand ball
Cornelius: yeah! :)
Characters: so romantic!
Cornelius: …?
Characters: just the two of us!
Cornelius: …WOW.
— Dec 22, 2025 05:02PM
Cornelius, court jester and a king of whimsy: I love parties!
Characters: a grand ball
Cornelius: yeah! :)
Characters: so romantic!
Cornelius: …?
Characters: just the two of us!
Cornelius: …WOW.
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— Dec 25, 2025 01:19AM
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BookmarkedOne
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN COURT JESTER IN SPACE STORY
GINA COME BACK HERE
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS
— Dec 25, 2025 12:32AM
GINA COME BACK HERE
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS
BookmarkedOne
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*starts making "justice for Cornelius" signs*
oh he's getting his own book
...okay then
— Dec 25, 2025 12:29AM
oh he's getting his own book
...okay then
BookmarkedOne
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Character: wow I haven't seen my boyfriend for 20 minutes. I wonder if he doesn't have feelings for me.
Character: (surrounded by carnage of war) or maybe he's dead
Me: why was that highly logical second option not your first thought. why did you let him out of your sight in the first place. my dear, why--
— Dec 25, 2025 12:07AM
Character: (surrounded by carnage of war) or maybe he's dead
Me: why was that highly logical second option not your first thought. why did you let him out of your sight in the first place. my dear, why--
BookmarkedOne
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Author: male fairies are not as brightly-colored as female fairies.
Me: (thinks of peacocks. thinks of cardinals. thinks of culturally restrictive gentlemen’s wardrobes and glittery eye shadow) …ok then
— Dec 24, 2025 03:09PM
Me: (thinks of peacocks. thinks of cardinals. thinks of culturally restrictive gentlemen’s wardrobes and glittery eye shadow) …ok then
BookmarkedOne
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Magic Person: you have three questions.
Protagonist: (asks six)
Me: that's not...this isn't how fairy mathematics works...
— Dec 24, 2025 12:03AM
Protagonist: (asks six)
Me: that's not...this isn't how fairy mathematics works...
BookmarkedOne
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Author: and now...a Baba Yaga! Whose name is...Baba Yaga!
Me: ...you don't say?
— Dec 24, 2025 12:02AM
Me: ...you don't say?
BookmarkedOne
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Gina? :) :) if you hurt my favorite character? :) :) :) who has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life? :) :) :) >:)
— Dec 22, 2025 05:20PM
BookmarkedOne
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Author: haha you thought this was about a castle of chandeliers? it’s about grief. the shapes our hearts grow into when they must grow around thorns. prepare to feel things, foolish reader
Me: wait no
— Dec 22, 2025 02:26PM
Me: wait no
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Dec 23, 2025 01:37AM
😂🤣 You are hilarious. Poor Cornelius!
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Gina wrote: "😂🤣 You are hilarious. Poor Cornelius!"LET HIM HAVE FUN. HE DESERVES FUN TOO. >:(
(I keep imagining Cornelius snacking on tarts and...idk, chucking flowers at the dancers in the background. Enjoying being the audience for a change.)
HE TURNS INTO RAINDROPS THAT BOUNCE ABOUT ON WINDOWPANES. IT DOESN'T GET MUCH MORE FUN THAN THAT.😂🤣 But, seriously, I agree. Cornelius ought to engage in revelry to his heart's desire! AT ALL TIMES.
(Oooh, that's a fantastic and quite amusing image!! I can picture it now. Hehe. Thanks so much for sharing. XD)
Gina wrote: "HE TURNS INTO RAINDROPS THAT BOUNCE ABOUT ON WINDOWPANES. IT DOESN'T GET MUCH MORE FUN THAN THAT.😂🤣 But, seriously, I agree. Cornelius ought to engage in revelry to his heart's desire! AT ALL TIM..."
The only acceptable alternative to Cornelius the Partier is Cornelius the Matchmaker.
BookmarkedOne wrote: "Gina wrote: "HE TURNS INTO RAINDROPS THAT BOUNCE ABOUT ON WINDOWPANES. IT DOESN'T GET MUCH MORE FUN THAN THAT.😂🤣 But, seriously, I agree. Cornelius ought to engage in revelry to his heart's desir..."
😂 *pictures Cornelius as Cupid*
