BookmarkedOne’s Reviews > Prince of Chandeliers > Status Update

(deep breath)
(frazzled goose screams)
will be back with a thoughtful review later.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN COURT JESTER IN SPACE STORY
GINA COME BACK HERE
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS

*starts making "justice for Cornelius" signs*
oh he's getting his own book
...okay then

Character: wow I haven't seen my boyfriend for 20 minutes. I wonder if he doesn't have feelings for me.
Character: (surrounded by carnage of war) or maybe he's dead
Me: why was that highly logical second option not your first thought. why did you let him out of your sight in the first place. my dear, why--

Magic Person: you have three questions.
Protagonist: (asks six)
Me: that's not...this isn't how fairy mathematics works...

Author: and now...a Baba Yaga! Whose name is...Baba Yaga!

Me: ...you don't say?

Gina? :) :) if you hurt my favorite character? :) :) :) who has never done anything wrong, ever, in his life? :) :) :) >:)

Why does the villain get the beetle cloak??? >:(

Characters: let’s have a party!
Cornelius, court jester and a king of whimsy: I love parties!
Characters: a grand ball
Cornelius: yeah! :)
Characters: so romantic!
Cornelius: …?
Characters: just the two of us!
Cornelius: …WOW.

Author: haha you thought this was about a castle of chandeliers? it’s about grief. the shapes our hearts grow into when they must grow around thorns. prepare to feel things, foolish reader
Me: wait no