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“The mall entrances all open from the inside. So you can leave after closing, but no one can get in without a key, and regular employees don’t have one.”
Wait why would actual employees not have a key to the building where they work an actual job to get paid yet a seasonal mall elf gets a key??
— Dec 24, 2025 07:32PM
Wait why would actual employees not have a key to the building where they work an actual job to get paid yet a seasonal mall elf gets a key??
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“I’ve only heard his voice two other times, so this makes number three.”
Good job, Elmo! Look at you, being able to count to 3!
— Dec 24, 2025 07:44PM
Good job, Elmo! Look at you, being able to count to 3!
eyeless jack
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panty melters?????? there was no other phrase you could have come up with 😬
the way I read that line and went “ew” out loud to the empty room…
— Dec 24, 2025 07:36PM
the way I read that line and went “ew” out loud to the empty room…
