Zack’s Reviews > The Dark Tower > Status Update

The character Writer Stephen King is basically a mortal god keeping the world together. Does this mean Stephen King is basically writing fan fiction about himself? Speaking of, has anyone written an AO3 or something on Wattpad cleaning this series up?

Ugh discussion of literal plot armor by the character Writer Stephen King gave to the characters so the story wouldn't end too early.

Group reunited after almost an entire book apart. Husband cups his wife’s breast so he can feel her heartbeat. That’s weird and probably not the best way to check a heartbeat. Has anyone asked Stephen King about his strange and inappropriate sexualizations?

Ah, classic King sexualization of things that don't need to (probably shouldn't) be sexualized: baby is born with a large erect penis