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Group reunited after almost an entire book apart. Husband cups his wife’s breast so he can feel her heartbeat. That’s weird and probably not the best way to check a heartbeat. Has anyone asked Stephen King about his strange and inappropriate sexualizations?
— 11 hours, 32 min ago
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Zack
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Ugh discussion of literal plot armor by the character Writer Stephen King gave to the characters so the story wouldn't end too early.
— 9 hours, 54 min ago
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Ah, classic King sexualization of things that don't need to (probably shouldn't) be sexualized: baby is born with a large erect penis
— Dec 27, 2025 05:14PM
