AsiaLyn89’s Reviews > Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World > Status Update

“How does it feel, to know you’re expendable?”

Violated 31 company policies. Jesus.

“I’m going to own this world someday.”
What the hell, have you learned nothing ?

Dammit Colin, just stop.

“Even with my life in mortal peril , I’ve never been hornier”
Lmao

“All that rage and self loathing, puts a smile on my face, or it would if I had one “

“I’m just a boy, standing in front of another boy asking him to take this arcane dagger and give it to his boss so they can use it to kill an abomination.”

“Don’t you walk away from us young man!”
Ahehahehh

“Are you having a stroke, can you smell burnt toast!?”

“You better text me every half hour or I’m using your toothbrush to clean the toilets “
Best friends for life indeed.