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Alyssa
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Wait I aftually fuck w her heavy she’s so funny and WHO DOES ADRIEN THINK HE IS BRO POOR GIRL WAS LOCKED IN UR DAMN OFFICE FOR 2 HOURS WITH A DEAD PHONE SHE JUST WANTED A CHATGER💔
— Dec 29, 2025 08:03AM
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Alyssa
is on page 93 of 434
Am I supposed to be like oh my gawddd he’s so attractive bc he dowsn’t use his private jett because of global warming UwU WHAT KIND OF SHAMELESS #advocation IS THIS
— Dec 29, 2025 09:10AM
Alyssa
is on page 83 of 434
I swear if I had to read one more thing about how gorgeous his stupid dimples were, I was going to tie him down and fill them in. I’M sobBING
— Dec 29, 2025 08:59AM
Alyssa
is on page 82 of 434
Booking an emergency rhinoplasty consultation, obviously STOOOPPP
— Dec 29, 2025 08:58AM
Alyssa
is on page 75 of 434
Why don’t you measure the diameter of my nostrils and the angle my
head is leaning at, jackass.
BRO I ACTUALLY LOVE HER SM
— Dec 29, 2025 08:51AM
head is leaning at, jackass.
BRO I ACTUALLY LOVE HER SM
Alyssa
is on page 65 of 434
The man’s got a stick so far up his ass
that it’s stabbed clean through the part of his brain that’s responsible for
keeping his ego in check. HAHAHAHA
— Dec 29, 2025 08:43AM
that it’s stabbed clean through the part of his brain that’s responsible for
keeping his ego in check. HAHAHAHA
Alyssa
is on page 55 of 434
That’s like slapping a floppy dildo onto a donkey’s forehead and calling it a unicorn I’M SOBBING
— Dec 29, 2025 08:33AM
Alyssa
is on page 47 of 434
“He’s gonna make u pluck 700 million hairs for 700 million dollars” LMFAOOO I ACTUALLY VERBALLY LAUGHED
— Dec 29, 2025 08:25AM
