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“Come for me, Maisie. Please, goddess. I’m yours to use.”

““By the gods, let me worship you, my radiant harvest. Let me show him what he’s lost.”

“You’ll serve as the worthless brigands and foul abusers before you have done; your blood will do far more beneath the soil than it ever has above it.”

“I don’t ask for much, May, why do you act like this? Christ. I’m not gonna propose to a girl who can’t even manage to look respectable.”

I hope he dies

“I’d bought it as a joke for a Halloween costume last year—I wanted to go as an old-timey saloon girl, but Dan had vetoed it at the last minute, saying it made me look like a prostitute.”

Kill him