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“Come for me, Maisie. Please, goddess. I’m yours to use.”

““By the gods, let me worship you, my radiant harvest. Let me show him what he’s lost.”

“You’ll serve as the worthless brigands and foul abusers before you have done; your blood will do far more beneath the soil than it ever has above it.”

“I’d bought it as a joke for a Halloween costume last year—I wanted to go as an old-timey saloon girl, but Dan had vetoed it at the last minute, saying it made me look like a prostitute.”

Kill him

“Dan firmly believed pants were for men, never hesitating to remind me if I made the mistake of wearing them.”

Holy fuck girl break up with him my god