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eyeless jack
is on page 48 of 80
“Something about being called a good door made my human legs feel weak and shaky.” 💀
— Dec 31, 2025 07:56PM
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eyeless jack
is on page 38 of 80
“Human life was proving to be confusing and awkward, while being a door had been fairly straightforward.”
— Dec 31, 2025 07:39PM
eyeless jack
is on page 26 of 80
“It’s not that I think you’re gonna knock me up with little, uh, trapdoors, or something” 💀
— Dec 31, 2025 07:22PM
eyeless jack
is on page 26 of 80
“I’m taking your cameo in my recurring nightmare as consent, but if I’m wrong…I dunno, like, jiggle in your frame or something.”
— Dec 31, 2025 07:21PM
eyeless jack
is on page 14 of 80
“It had never occurred to me that there was a time before I was a door, or that other doors might not be aware of themselves.”
— Dec 31, 2025 06:57PM
eyeless jack
is on page 12 of 80
is that ZEUS??????? what the fuck is happening??????? 😭
— Dec 31, 2025 06:54PM
