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Goodbye Raglan, you right bastard

WHAT A TWIST

Gretchen NOOOOOOOO

I can’t help but think of The Parent Trap every time they mention the QE2

Of course Lestat would be powerful enough to make a nun break her vow of chastity with him

Lestat’s not going to learn a thing from this adventure, is he

Lestat’s an idiot

🥰Mojo🥰

Lestat’s really going to throw his life away for ten million dollars smh