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Kind of obsessed with Lestat pulling a Ferris Bueller right at the last second

Goodbye Raglan, you right bastard

Gretchen NOOOOOOOO

I can’t help but think of The Parent Trap every time they mention the QE2

HAHAHAHAHA GET HIS ASS LOUIS

Of course Lestat would be powerful enough to make a nun break her vow of chastity with him

Lestat’s not going to learn a thing from this adventure, is he

Lestat’s an idiot

🥰Mojo🥰