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Maria ☆ is on page 20 of 440

Reading this while british sure is an experience. 1st chapter and we've got "prince philip's wedding" jumpscare 😭
Also icl i am not too compelled by the concept of this book but catherine lent it to me and everyone seems to like it so despite my misgivings about the royal family and potus, as well as alex's sister sharing my mum's name, i shall persevere 😃

— Jan 02, 2026 05:05PM

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Maria ☆ is on page 202 of 440

I am now speeding through this lmao 💪

My gaydar once again functioning in pristine condition somehow i guessed *gestures vaguely* that

— 20 hours, 47 min ago

Maria ☆ is on page 128 of 440

Alex having the biggest bisexual crashout ever known to man 😂 everyone needs their own Nora to help them get their shit together i feel she's such an icon

— Jan 07, 2026 08:26AM

Maria ☆ is on page 108 of 440

Ok hold all the horses these hoes were 'archnemeses' for all of 5 minutes 😂

— Jan 05, 2026 12:49PM

Maria ☆ is on page 74 of 440

Ok the thing about watching vids of justin trudeau speak french...very true 😂 it's objectively funny and even worse if you can also speak french. If you haven't already seen it pls go watch.

Anyways i am getting into this now. Doubts assuaged. Calling henry the heir to the throne is slightly wrong i feel coz he isn't unless his brother dies lol. Alex i fear you have repressed homosexual sentiments.

— Jan 04, 2026 05:15PM