Maria ☆’s Reviews > Red, White & Royal Blue > Status Update

Y'all don't understand i need to gnaw on henry like how a dog gnaws on a stick, like how a cat gently chews your fingertips. I'm gonna cook him into soup and eat him.

"Sometimes you just jump and hope it's not a cliff." Oscar Diaz you have such a way with words. Also not Alex coming out to his mom and she pulls out a POWERPOINT 😭

anyways i am back reading rwrb despite getting accidentally consumed body and soul by a chinese webnovel about cooking. NovelUpdates random novel button is to blame.

Zahra is so long-suffering lmao

Alex having the biggest bisexual crashout ever known to man 😂 everyone needs their own Nora to help them get their shit together i feel she's such an icon

Ok hold all the horses these hoes were 'archnemeses' for all of 5 minutes 😂

Ok the thing about watching vids of justin trudeau speak french...very true 😂 it's objectively funny and even worse if you can also speak french. If you haven't already seen it pls go watch.

Anyways i am getting into this now. Doubts assuaged. Calling henry the heir to the throne is slightly wrong i feel coz he isn't unless his brother dies lol. Alex i fear you have repressed homosexual sentiments.

Reading this while british sure is an experience. 1st chapter and we've got "prince philip's wedding" jumpscare 😭
Also icl i am not too compelled by the concept of this book but catherine lent it to me and everyone seems to like it so despite my misgivings about the royal family and potus, as well as alex's sister sharing my mum's name, i shall persevere 😃