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"Please excuse Patrick," Clara said.
"His favorite subject is Patrick."
— Jan 03, 2026 07:41AM
"His favorite subject is Patrick."
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As soon as he entered the lobby, Grant leaped out from behind the circular banquette and Patrick screamed in a pitch he was not proud of and dropped two of the bags he was holding.
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"It's true. I've been asked to join the cast of Grease," Patrick said sheepishly. "It's a glorified cameo, you know, for fun. And to help with ticket sales. I'm going to give them, teach them, the hand jive."
— Jan 04, 2026 12:27AM
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"Everything bothers me," Patrick clarified as he pushed his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. "But I'm being very brave."
— Jan 03, 2026 01:34AM
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Maisie sneered. "I was hoping she'd walk the plank."
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.
— Jan 02, 2026 01:24PM
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.
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Thank you, Greg mouthed to his brother.
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.
— Jan 02, 2026 07:43AM
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.
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Now that he was back in front of the cameras, he realized how much an integral part of him acting was. Yes, Palm Springs had almost constant sunshine, but it was nothing compared to the hot lights of a movie set.
— Jan 02, 2026 01:56AM
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"GUP!" the kids screamed as they emerged from the passenger bridge and spotted their uncle at the gate. Celebrities had access to a whole host of perks while flying, but apparently so did adults meeting children flying alone.
— Jan 01, 2026 02:43PM
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Patrick's view was the rooftops of Mayfair, which was charming, exactly what you'd want from London, as if Mary Poppins and her merry band of chimney sweeps might shoot out of smokestacks with a gentle cough of ash and start stepping in time.
— Jan 01, 2026 07:21AM
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"Patrick," Greg began, "I really do need your help with the kids."
Patrick promised to call back soon. A guncle's work was never done.
— Jan 01, 2026 02:29AM
Patrick promised to call back soon. A guncle's work was never done.
