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Mark I could have figured out you were a Dungeon and Dragons nerd

"Hell yeah I'm a botanist! Fear my botany powers!"

Sir I fear you

"Okay, I've had a good night's sleep, and things don't seem as hopeless as they did yesterday."

I relate Mark, sleep fixes problems

"The Hab was intact (yay!) and the MAV was gone (boo!)."

This man is so unserious as he's left for dead and bleeding out

"A steady, obnoxious beeping that eventually roused me from a deep and profound desire to just fucking die."

This was so unhinged I am GASPING

"Suffice to say we got to Mars 124 days later without strangling each other."

Braver man than I

"I'm pretty much fucked."

Beautiful start