Status Update

Lauren Kelley is 26% done

— Jan 12, 2026 12:10PM

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Lauren Kelley is 96% done

For the love of.
Get that man a rainbow balloon arch.

— 0 minutes ago

Lauren Kelley is 90% done

— 24 minutes ago

Lauren Kelley is 80% done

— 1 hour, 12 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 70% done

“Hello - how are you? Why are you armed?”

— 2 hours, 4 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 50% done

— 17 hours, 0 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 40% done

I’m like 99.9 percent certain that Lucien lacks impulse control.

— 22 hours, 26 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 30% done

I’m pretty sure Lucien has never had a normal day in his life.

— Jan 14, 2026 09:56AM

Lauren Kelley is 22% done

— Jan 10, 2026 11:50AM

Lauren Kelley is 10% done

Oh great.
Dad and Dad are fighting.

— Jan 09, 2026 11:55AM

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