Status Update

Lauren Kelley is 40% done

I’m like 99.9 percent certain that Lucien lacks impulse control.

— Jan 14, 2026 01:22PM

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Lauren’s Previous Updates

Lauren Kelley is 96% done

For the love of.
Get that man a rainbow balloon arch.

— 1 hour, 39 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 90% done

— 2 hours, 2 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 80% done

— 2 hours, 51 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 70% done

“Hello - how are you? Why are you armed?”

— 3 hours, 42 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 50% done

— 18 hours, 39 min ago

Lauren Kelley is 30% done

I’m pretty sure Lucien has never had a normal day in his life.

— Jan 14, 2026 09:56AM

Lauren Kelley is 26% done

— Jan 12, 2026 12:10PM

Lauren Kelley is 22% done

— Jan 10, 2026 11:50AM

Lauren Kelley is 10% done

Oh great.
Dad and Dad are fighting.

— Jan 09, 2026 11:55AM

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