Sophie Pay’s Reviews > Behooved > Status Update

Fighting for my life right now why are you talking around Bianca giving information about her condition instead of just letting us her her actually explain anything

Omg a man told her having a chronic illness doesn’t make her weak which means it must be true. Someone take me out back and shoot me in the head please

Queen don’t worry you can’t show someone too much of yourself because you don’t have a personality to show them. watching mould grow is more interesting than you<3

Book so bad I’m working on my thesis till midnight to avoid reading it

I’ve never read a book that used this many words to say literally nothing before. I don’t even have anything funny to say I just want to understand what is happening.

These people are so dumb

Don’t piss me off that’s the most idiotic protection charm ever

How the hell is his breath “hay-scented” if he was turned into a horse two seconds ago does this man just eat hay for fun as a hobby

Repiercing my ear with a dull needle this afternoon was less painful than reading about these two losers.

I’m insulted that the author thinks it’s necessary to explain the meaning behind a euphemism to me.