Melanie’s Reviews > Squeak > Status Update

Mm, he went from hating her to wanting her way too quick, like not even in a hot enemies to lovers way, mostly just a confusing out of nowhere way.

I’m sorry I cannot take sexy talk seriously in which someone throws out the word “douchecanoe.”

I am very new to this genre but I’m confused that there are only 18 pages left in this balloon animal sex book and no sex has happened yet. I mean there was the one like very fast scene between the two MMCs but that was like 3 sentences and ended with funnel cake icing.

Not the funnel cake icing 💀

Wait they’re BOTH balloons???

Learned the word “tulpamancy,” so that’s cool.

Wait no. He’s talking about having a human form. Not the balloon. What?

Ooh he’s a jealous balloon

Yup. It’s the balloon narrating.

…is this the balloon narrating