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Melanie
is on page 40 of 54
I am very new to this genre but I’m confused that there are only 18 pages left in this balloon animal sex book and no sex has happened yet. I mean there was the one like very fast scene between the two MMCs but that was like 3 sentences and ended with funnel cake icing.
— Jan 13, 2026 07:35AM
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Melanie
is on page 42 of 54
Mm, he went from hating her to wanting her way too quick, like not even in a hot enemies to lovers way, mostly just a confusing out of nowhere way.
— Jan 13, 2026 07:45AM
Melanie
is on page 41 of 54
I’m sorry I cannot take sexy talk seriously in which someone throws out the word “douchecanoe.”
— Jan 13, 2026 07:40AM
Melanie
is on page 14 of 54
Wait no. He’s talking about having a human form. Not the balloon. What?
— Jan 13, 2026 06:53AM
